egg squirts

ok...this is egg squirts...nah...i just give it a name like this... how to make this little white quirts?

you will need:
- boiled eggs
- boiled potato
- black pepper
- salt
- mayonnaise

first... remove the skin of the boiled eggs and the boiled potato...then cut the egg in half and remove the yellow egg...then get a bowl and put all the yellow eggs and potato inside then mash them together until it looks well mixed and fine...

then add black pepper and salt into the bowl and mix it together...then take a cake mold and put the mixed eggs and potato into it then press it on the boiled white eggs and sprinkle the black pepper on top...then you get this egg squirts....

try it... and enjoy your meal...

Ikan Bakar

haaa...ari ni den nak cito pasal buek ikan bakar...camno nak buek? haaa...tu la sebab den nak cito ni... apo bondo yang ekau nak ialah...

= ikan cencaru
= limau nipis
= kunyit
= garam
= daun pisang

camno nak buek ni? haaa...meh sini den citokan...

mula mula ambik ikan pastu belah dua kat bahagian perut...pastu...perah limau nipis kat atas ikan tu pastu ekau lotak la garam ngan kunyit kat atas ikan tu...jangan banyak sangat plak...tak termakan nanti...pastu ambik daun pisang balut la ikan tu....jangan sampai ikan ngan getah lak...balut lipat biase je...

pastu panaskan grill ke ekau pakai kuali leper pon boleh.... haa...lotak je la ikan tu atas kuali leper...tunggu sampai daun pisang tu hitam....terbalikkan ikan tu...pastu mase bakar tu jangan la membuta bakar...tengok tengok jugak la ikan tu...selak daun pisang tengok ikan tu...kalau isi die perang semacam je angkat la...da masak...sonang je....bleh makan... tapi takdo air asam..kalau ekau nak den bleh tunjuk cara die....

salmon steak

you might wanna know how to make this right? but i'm not gonna tell you cuz my pal here are gonna tell you...

alright....read carefully people... what you need is...

= a salmon
= rosemary
= garlic
= thyme
= mint

ok...you got the stuff right? now...all you need is oxygen to breathe...nah...just skip this part...get a container and put the salmon inside...chop some garlic and put it inside the container with the salmon...

get the rosemary, thyme and mint mix up all together and spread it on the salmon on both side up and down....then close the container tightly to marinade it for half and hour or one hour....bla bla bla bla....bla...

[ one hour later ]

open the container and warm up the frying pan or your grill....then put some olive oil into the pan and grill the salmon until the color turns darker and orange....then you can get a fork and poke the salmon...if it hot...don't put it in your mouth...put it on a plate...and the salmon is ready to be eaten...

grilled lamb yoo!!!!!

yaaahooo!!! i'm really crazy with lambs!! ok....now i'm gonna tell you how to make grill lamb

what you need is

= rosemary
= thyme
= oregano
= BBQ stake sauce with herbs
= mint leaves

how to create it....ok...you got all the ingredients right? get an airtight container and put the BBQ stake sauce with herbs into it....then put the lamb into the container...
then..put the herbs that i listed above....and mix it inside the container...then you seal the container to marinade the lamb...

marinading the lamb takes about 1 hour...but 3 hours is better... after that...open the container and warm up the grill and put some olive oil in it...after the grill was hot then put the lamb on...grill until you can smell the lamb and also you can poke through the lamb with a fork...

then when its cooked..you can enjoy your meal....

corn milk drink

now its time to drink corn milk...you might wanna know how to do this right??

what you need is...

= a drinking glass
= 3 corns
= half tea spoon of baking powder
=a cup of hot water

the corns must be separated from the corncobs.... but you need a boiled corns....then...get a blender and put the corns into it without the corncobs....then put half tea spoon of baking powder and a cup of hot water....

blend it until it looks fine and smoothie....then...put it into a drinking glass...

you have made your own corn milk....drink it or else....

coconut milk

now i'm goin to show you how to make coconut milk drink...

what you need is...

- a drinking glass
- shredded coconut
- a glass of water
- 1 and a half table spoon of sugar
- 1 cup of hot water

you might wanna know how to create this drink right? or you want to do it your self?

nah..let me tell you how to do it...

first...get your self a bowl of shredded coconuts and a bowl of water...then put the shredded coconuts into the bowl of water...then squeeze the mixture until the water turns white in color...

then get a drinking glass and put 1 and a half table spoon of sugars and a cup of hot water....then take a  coffie filter to separate the coconuts and the water and pour the water into the glass....then stir the mixture....

then you squeeze the wet shredded coconuts and pour the juice into the glass...then stir it...
now you have made a coconut milk...if its tasteless to you...add some more sugars....or honey into it...